From the next room, I heard my second- and fourth graders reading something.
"Do not eat. Throw away this second!"
It sounded a bit familiar... most of it at least. Sure enough, they were looking at a little packet of silicone gel... you know those packets that come in every other product, from vitamins to shoes... to prevent damage from moisture...
DO NOT
EAT.
THROW
AWAY.
DESICCANT.